Looking to prevent the end of the world? Our "Apocalypse Chronograph" monitors destructive wavelengths and then dissipates their enery, making you the unsung hero that you've always wanted to be!
Instructions are printed on the device--just make sure not to misread them and accidently cause the armageddon that you were trying to avoid.
 
Solid Poplar with African Mahogany accents, brass plaques and copper detailing.
(*110 volt powered Lightbulb and Battery Powered Clock.)